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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 00:12

Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
Epic Effort to Ground Physics in Math Opens Up the Secrets of Time - Quanta Magazine
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
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This T-Mobile free phone offer may be its hottest deal yet - TheStreet
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
My Wife Was With a New Man. The Moment I Saw His “Package” Still Haunts Me. - Slate Magazine
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
No way
The latest on the Knicks' coaching search and their interest in Jason Kidd - Marc Stein | Substack
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
Citadel's Esposito says US deficit is a 'ticking time bomb' - Yahoo Finance
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Rossendale man 'did not know what was wrong until I got NHS text' - BBC
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
8 of the most controversial album covers of all time - dazeddigital.com
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...