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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 00:12

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Next, they tried...

Epic Effort to Ground Physics in Math Opens Up the Secrets of Time - Quanta Magazine

Loons and Moons

Nuts and Butts

This T-Mobile free phone offer may be its hottest deal yet - TheStreet

Another attempt resulted in ...

So, the docs changed it to read

They put up a sign reading

My Wife Was With a New Man. The Moment I Saw His “Package” Still Haunts Me. - Slate Magazine

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Just Forget it!

No way

The latest on the Knicks' coaching search and their interest in Jason Kidd - Marc Stein | Substack

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

UFC legend proposes retirement fight with Sean O’Malley after repeat title loss at UFC 316 - Bloody Elbow

Still no good

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

ESO Seasons of the Worm Cult Dev Q&A – ‘There’s Tons of Exciting Stuff We Haven’t Talked About That’s Coming to the Game’ - Wccftech

Freaks and Cheeks

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Minds and Behinds

Citadel's Esposito says US deficit is a 'ticking time bomb' - Yahoo Finance

Unacceptable again!

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Rossendale man 'did not know what was wrong until I got NHS text' - BBC

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good.

Is there a type of function where every point has exactly one tangent line passing through it? If yes, what is this type of function called?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Then came..

Hysterias & Posteriors

8 of the most controversial album covers of all time - dazeddigital.com

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No go.

Catatonics & High Colonics

LAFC beat Club América to qualify for Club World Cup and play against Chelsea - We Ain't Got No History

So they tried

Analysis & Anal Cysts

share office space ...

Kamaru Usman dismisses Belal Muhammad callout, wants title shot next; Muhammad responds - MMA Fighting